queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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@1 year ago with 610366 notes

I live for the way that you cheer and scream for me. Applause.

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@1 year ago with 950 notes
carrie + scarfs

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@1 year ago with 114523 notes

righttrackbaby:

DANCE

SEX

ART

POP

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@1 year ago with 226 notes

nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

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and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

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and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

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and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

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we need to talk about this.

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@1 year ago with 234415 notes

"My ARTPOP could mean anything.”

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@1 year ago with 1233 notes
@1 year ago with 176204 notes
my daily life:how far can I roll today before I get winded
@1 year ago
#cripple joke